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OLD WOMEN IN QUEEN MUM COPYCAT DYING CRAZE
Elderly women across the country are deliberately dying in an attempt to mimic there idol her Majesty the Queen Mother.
The craze, which began just hours after the 101 year old died, has already claimed 3000 casualties, and with no sign of of dead Queen Mother fever abating, more can be expected.
Fatalities have been reported as far a field as Belgium, as OAP's around the world make the ultimate tribute to their Idol. One old woman deliberately died peacefully in an armchair surrounded by family and friends, whereas another old lady died whilst greeting well-wishers in a golf cart.
"I love her, shes the tops", said Mrs Jean Arthur from Basingstoke. "I want to be like her, I've already gone a bit bald, and my teeth are a vibrant shade of yellow. Now I want to be dead just like her."
A few hours after this interview Mrs Arthur died after swallowing 27 fish bones.
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