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PRIME MINISTER IS REALLY A DOG
It has been sensationaly revealed that Tony Blair the prime minister is in fact a Cocker Spaniel called Spanky in an elaborate robotic costume.

Reaction to the amazing news has been coming in from around the world. The President of France called it stunning, whearas George Bush simply said 'Fuck off!'

The Queen has ordered a dissolution of Parliment as political leaders tried to decide what to do do now in the unprecedented crisis. Cherie Blair is said to be distraught and feeling a bit dirty and ashamed.

Some political leaders were less surprised. "I'd seen Tony cock his leg and urinate under the despatch box a few times, I didnt like to say anything at the time", said Marget Beckett.

A rare picture of Blair relaxing