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Bush has bucket stuck on foot
The American president George Bush has a bucket stuck on his foot.

The US leader apparently got the bucket attached to his foot whilst holidaying in Texas.

AT yesterday’s international meeting of world leaders, Bush could clearly be seen hobbling about with the bucket attached to his left leg.

Several reporters enquired about the bucket but Bush became aggressive and incoherent, threatening to nuke the West Indies.

When one correspondent asked the President why he didn't simply remove the bucket from his foot, Bush simply repeated what he'd said in a silly childish voice.

The British prime minister Tony Blair was concerned about Bush's behaviour and took him aside to mention the bucket, but Bush simply shouted back 'MY BUCKET' really loudly and hopped off.

This is the latest in a long line of embarrassing behaviour from Bush. Last year he was arrested by police when he was found rutting like a pig round the back of a chip shop with Nicolas Parsons and only recently he called the pope 'Nob chops'.

Look at my bucket!